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How did this happen? I thought the Cybernetics Behavioral Convention of 2218 settled the issue of excessive emotional abuse to self and others.

It did, but it seems the entity is made up of two individuals. Apart, they are unmitigated morons, but together, they make up a mastermind of unparalleled intelligence and unfathomable malevolence.

They have already laid waste to the future. Everything from 2881 on has been devastated.

Which brings us back to this future past thing I still don't understand. How can something that never happened have already happened?

I realize humans have a fascinating inability to render quantum paradoxes to their natural, ultra-physical, non-time components.